2006 Fool's Fest
Never Trust a Big Butt And a Smile
Fredericksburg, VA -- 3.31.06 - 4.2.05

Coyne's Pictures (jump to Memories)

Cline -- Everyone except Cleary & I stop watching bad porn ...	Cline -- Initially we were worried about Biddle's friend an...		Cline -- Yeah, bikini hair line!
Cline -- Bridget looks relatively composed in this shot. S...		Flav -- I think this was taken just before Pretzle broke t...	Cline -- Flav, sitting like a lady, starts the Mess Train. ... Flav -- What, can't a lady ask for "DONE"? Woo Wooo!
biddle -- mikey likes it up the ass like this... you should ... coyne -- wouldn't this hit his balls?	Cline2 -- Either a monkey impression, or her sideboobs reall...	Cline -- ATTACK OF THE FEET!
Cline -- Flav distracts everyone with her as-yet unbruised ...	Flav -- Thriller!	Flav -- My double chin is in a trance.
	Cline -- The Coyne/Biddle School of Massage Therapy & Rhyth... biddle -- coming soon...... Rhythmic farting!
	Cline -- Biddle teaches me the art of inducing paralysis th...	Cline -- Oh yeah, some Ultimate was played.
	Cline -- This might be one of the few that Marietard actual... biddle -- yeahhhhh, i don't think so:-)
Cline -- Rachel attempting to hack the yellow girl...	Cline -- ...and failing miserably. Rachel -- Stupid Wench!
	Cline -- Marie practically naked in an attempt to distract ... biddle -- i guess i'm the only one that likes the looks of a...	biddle -- gratuituous/ mariatardism like Rachel -- at least flav isn't under him this time...
		Cline -- The real competition begins: Survivor Flip Cup!	Flav -- Cline, what's with the stink eye? Cline -- I only trust a jitbag as far as a real man could t...
biddle -- make the nightmares stop.......		Cline -- I think our side won that round. I could be wrong... Flav -- Nic prepares to victory roundhouse kick Rachel.
Cline -- Hotness & clarity, personified. Flav -- Ewww!What is that?		Cline -- Flav using what her mama gave her (i.e. her tongue... Eug -- Look at the vein on her neck. It's about to pop!! Flav -- Mehhhhhhhhhh!	Rachel -- apparently i am good with my tounge...
Flav -- This is just disgusting.			Cline -- Exactly what someone who has cheerfully embraced t...
		Flav -- Damn you Pretzle!!
		Cline -- Heckman, Wayne, & Sasha look on as Rachel (note th...

Cline's Pictures & Vids (jump to Memories)

Cline -- Crafty gets ready to demolish another victim in a ... Cline -- (3) Coyne - Gassy, (4) Marie - Confused, (5) Wayne...
		Cline -- Marie breaking off a little Angry Walk.	Cline -- Believe it or not, this was mid-point.
		Cline -- Hey look, it's Bridget's only pair of fancy underw...
		Cline -- This was after Survivor Flip Cups when some jackan...
	Cline -- Stop being an asshole, Flav.
			Cline -- Flav & the Spanish Announcing Team consult about a...
	Cline -- "...pssst... I've got a secret. I'm DRUNK!"		Rachel -- this is me re-enacting crafty picking up a styrofo...
			Cline -- I went to an Ultimate tourney and a Flaming Lips c...

Vids:

Cline -- Some delightful Spanish commentary from Vale & Sul...

Cline -- Nic & Sullivan engage in some physicality.

Memories (back to top)

Marietard:

where do I start with the memories:

• marie listening to jon and climbing both a tree and a shed.
• marie being so hungover that she was drunk the next day.
• jon shaking his arm so blood dripped from his cut...flav gagged.
• mikey letting bridget out of her cage
• jon taking out both flav and nic
• flav showing her butt to multiple people.

i will think of more later.

Mee:

oh yeah, i do remember nic's mangina, and jamie touching it...
and i do remember cline leading us to the wrong room so we had to leave them a gift of a case of wine coolers...
and i remember cleary dancing/showing off his manly chest hair to the udel kids during the cheer...

i'm sure some other memory will haunt me til next year.

I have a few:

• marie's angry walk
• nic's ass-birth fart
• having 'poison' stuck in my head for the last month
• coyne telling bridget and casey that they didn't put on the anti-chigger cream
• double dutch
• everyone being a hot mess on the dancefloor
• flav saying sign my yearbook! lylas! after prom
• nic making everyone lick his sweaty watermelon-flavored chest... ewww

Thanks guys for letting me play, I had so much fun! ~casey

Cline:

• I remember Bridget defrauding a raffle all for a r*pe tent.
• I remember learning massage techniques from Biddle, and then seeing a shot of it later on at the dance party.
• I remember learning about pink socks and glass elevators and Pretzel's aforementioned ottoman/lady fetish.
• I remember catching a second wind in a Sparks can Friday night.
• I remember the creepy guy from Penn State who was always around.
• I remember the Lincoln Town Car (or was it a Chrysler Lebaron) where the hotel (?) guy caught Tard playing on the shed roof.
• I remember Marie drawing the shape of a Frisbee to said hotel (?) guy when he stared blankly at her instant excuse that she lost her Frisbee on the roof of the shed.
• I remember having to bail out the DJ with Ignition (remix) & Poison from our own collection.
• I remember the worst closing song of a prom ever. Smash Mouth's I'm a Believer? Yikes.
• I remember giving up hope of crab soup, but then miraculously finding it.
• I remember Shotzie. Do you, Flav?

I remember other stuff, but I'm not telling.

Milkie:

How about when Crafty summoned Truckasaurus and then shotgunned a beer faster than physical law allows? (side note : this game went to universe point, right? if so, then Biddle/Crafty actually put us ahead in the end.)

Eugene:

Although I wasn't there to experience this first hand (and I'm glad I didn't) what about Cleary's Mangina.

Nic:

It haunts my dreams.

Rachel:

i had already blocked it out of my memory, thanks eugene... thanks
i believe we saw nic's as well....

i would have to say one favorite moment is Jon's statement...
"that's my fetish, an ottoman and a lady" in reference to Cline sitting on top of an ottoman on top of Bridget's belligerent ass.