Super Bowl of Beer Pong III: The Brawl to Settle it All
Cline Compound - Ardmore, PA -- 1.28.06

Pictures

		Cline -- "...oh OK, 1 more shot of the ring. I guess that'...	Cline -- A study in concentration.
Cline -- The happiest we were all night.		Cline -- "...I'd really love some food in a bowl right abou...
Cline -- This was during our battle of camera flashes. Des...	Cline -- It's close now, but Coyne is slowly bending to my ...	Cline -- SUCK ON THAT, ANSEL ADAMS!	Cline -- A couple of late-arriving, tournament-eschewing ho...
Cline -- Jim looks on as Kristen aims in a direction nowher...	Cline -- "...little-known fact. It's not actually cheating...	Cline -- Rachel shows how she always gets the best seats at...
	Cline -- Not sure why she's pouting. Don't women like gett...
		Cline -- Kristen offends the Beer Pong Gods by wearing a be...	Cline -- The ball-in-mid-air shots never get old.
	Cline -- "...Jimmy baby, you can take that pre-nup and shov...		Cline -- Guess the drinker in this photo. You might be sur...
	Cline -- Jebus nestled lovingly in Freckle Valley.	Cline -- Jebus now face-down in Freckle Valley.	Cline -- Tim & Utsav square off in my hallway. Check out t...
			Tim -- It's all about distraction.....but clearly I distr...
	Cline -- "...Do you mind? I'm working it European-style her...
	Cline -- Not sure how this happened, but I like it.		Rachel -- how drunk was cline? focus cline....focus!
		Cline -- Possibly the best picture ever. lady k -- yeah...clearly, i rode the short bus	Cline -- Blurry but saucy.
Cline -- One of the last pictures of Cat before she practic...		Cline -- Yeah, it's really blurry, but I couldn't delete it...
Cline -- Sister. Freak. Sister.
			Cline -- "...guys want to put their penis WHERE?!? They ne... lady k -- maybe they'll teach me that in 8th grade!!!
Cline -- I look good. Cline -- Now I remember why I shrugged my shoulders so drun...
Dr. Ruth -- It says here, "for your first couples experience, ...	Larry Nance -- I lost to the guy next to me......		Cline -- Beer Pong III Champs Cassie & Shane show off their... Shane -- Wait a minute... Shane won?
		Cline -- Fewer people, more beer drunk than last time. Str...

Videos

Whoratia Whornblower -- all i can say is HA!
Cline -- It's grainier than the Zapruder film, but this is ... Jim -- Ok, that is the best wedgie....ever
Cline -- Jon thought he was posing for a picture. Nope. J...

Results & Recap

Alec Pool

• Cline/Jim (1-2)
• Katie/Utsav (2-1)
• Biddle/Coyne (1-2) -- Biddle drank for 2.
• Rachel/Whelan (2-1)

Billy Pool

• Lady K/Emily (1-2)
• Brian/Raj (1-2)
• Shane/Cassie (2-1)
• Kristen/Jill (2-1)

Daniel Pool

• Tim/Jenny (1-3)
• Frentzel/Jay Soda (3-1)
• Dallas/Cat (2-2)

Wildcard Play-Ins (3 cups):

With only 11 teams and with everyone winning at least one game, we had 6 teams with at least 2 wins and 5 with 1. So that meant 5 teams for the final 2 quarterfinal spots. I improvised a quick Surviver Ro-Cham-Bo to see which of the 5 would get a bye and avoid the first round of Play-ins. Raj/Brian won that, so your play-ins went like this:

• Biddle/Coyne beat Lady K/Emily
• Cline/Jim beat Tim/Jenny
• Biddle & I Ro-Chammed, with the winner making it to the Quarters and the losers facing Raj/Brian for the last spot.
• I lost the Ro-Cham, and then we lost the play-in to Raj/Brian.

Quarterfinals:

• Frentzel/Soda beat Katie/Utsav
• Dallas/Cat beat Raj/Brian
• Rachel/Whelan beat Kristen/Jill
• Shane/Cassie beat Biddle/Coyne

Semis:

• Dallas/Cat beat Whiny Frentzel/Soda
• Shane/Cassie beat Rachel/Whelan

Finals:

Shane definitely earns some kind of Comeback Player award. Tim was incredulous that a player who dragged him down at BPII like some kind of anchor-like object was now in the Finals. And not only was he *in* the Finals, but Shane & Cassie defeated Dallas & Cat to take home the championship belts. Don't ask me specifics, because I was being drunk somewhere else. I think.

Stuff I think I remember:

• Carl Lewis' awesome rendition of the National Anthem.
• Soap Jebus getting dunked in several beers.
• Tim's costume changes (including STJ) and carrot dancing.
• Tim giving Utsav a massive wedgie in my hallway.
• The late-comers using the previously unused Stephen Baldwin room for pickup Beer Pong.
• Pouring beer on Jon & Dallas who were wreestling at one point, only to get it poured back on me. Karma's a bitch.
• The fact that slightly fewer people drank more beer than at BPIII. The big yellow recycling can was filled to overflowing AND I keep finding empty cans squirreled away in various parts of my room. Strong work, everyone.
• Cat might have been legally dead for a couple hours Sunday morning. We couldn't be sure. We were having brunch.
• Wait a minutee... Shane won?

Hopefully we can squeeze in Beer Pong IV before it gets too hot. Word of a Macro Beer Pong tourney may be more than just a rumor...

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